Michael just moved away from home and was lounging on the beach after weeks of endurance training for an elite navy unit. That's right... I was a marine, but I respect the navy boys who actually see hand to hand combat. The first person you'll see crawling into a bunker with Mike is me, sportin' a MAJOR HARDON!

Mike's a real ladies man from Texas, so I could relate with him while we were talkin ...aside from the fact that I wanted to split his cheeks with my ramrod instead of hittin' on beach bunnies. Women were his greatest weakness.