Andy just returned from a tour of "booty" in the Persian Gulf, when I met him at the base. Everyone comes out to welcome their seamen home, and there are always a few stray young men looking to tear it up. Guess who's there to pick them up and persuade them to perform covert gay action? MAJOR HARDON!

I asked Andy where he'd served and if he had a honey to come home to -- if not I had a "dating service" that would hook him right up. All we had to do was make a video to show the group. I even offered to help 'display' his goods...