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I WANT SPEW FOR MAJOR HARDON!
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That's right ...when 'duty' calls, you can count on MAJOR HARDON to rally up the troops & recruits for a little head-to-head combat.

Bryce, the guy tearing off his shirt, did me a little favor. I introduced him to the Army ROTC program a while ago ...I also introduced him to my fun military sex club! In turn, I asked Bryce to help me find some more cute recruits. All I had to do was tack a few old Army posters on my walls and jump in my fatigues. "Free Tuition?!?!?"   It's no joke Neal, the government will pay for your college tuition if you agree to serve our country!

"...AND you're going to get me laid???" Sure thing. Why don't you guys just kick back and relax? Bryce will show you what's up... Follow his lead with tight formation.

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ARMY :: NAVY :: AIR-FORCE :: MARINES
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Before you know it, you're going to see an innocent bystander turn into a swinging, sword-fighting cadet.

Neal's not the only coed to succum to my 'charms'. I have stacks of these home movies You have to be a little bit curious... admit it!

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SERVE A WARM LOAD UP TO SAMMY...