There's no doubt you're gonna get what you want, Mister Sam. They don't call me MAJOR HARDON for nothing.

Every year I trek up to 'Frisco for the Castro Street fair, where you're liable to see just about every sexual variation under the sun -- including horny recruits on leave!

Will was dressed up in sailor whites marching down the street with a rainbow flag, but I still wasn't sure. In San Francisco you never know what the story is behind the 'mask' After a couple of beers we went back to my hotel. Turned out that Will was a 19 year old sailor that had a lot of ammo to dump. Judge for yourself, but I think he was more excited than I was. He finally found a like-minded military man.