Has MAJOR HARDON crossed the line this time? His buddy works as a barber at Fort Dix and let the Major 'slide' in his spot for a few days.
His first customer definitely needed a serious weed-whacking. While shearing John's wooly-booly hairdo the Major slipped him an invitation to an all military model search. Is he going to be the only 20 year old bear cub on the catwalk? *LAUGHS*